Never have dreams
The commenter emails are some of the best parts of these articles. Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Minnesota Vikings: Gary Anderson signed a photo for me at the Festival Foods in Chanhassen during the 1998...
Not going to lie to you
Joe Johnson had this great line on Nightcap: You know I ain't going to lie to you just 'cuz it sound fly to you.
Presidential superlatives
Stupid and unexamined spite transubstantiated into pork
Point/Counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh: ... he was a longtime supporter of the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Nebraska Cornhuskers, and every dehumanizing social force in American life. He spent his last years...
The warm light of God's love
Dingus of the week: Dustin Burrows: Every day Alex Jones gets closer to losing his empire, we all get closer to returning to the warm light of God’s love. Gavin Newsom is working really hard to shake...
American Ayatollah
Christian nationalists, before they were called that, were eager to install James Dobson as a de facto American ayatollah. They sort of got their wish, since Trump helped them make the country more...
Struggling with the closet door
The Donaldian style of communication
Gavin Newsom's press office has been having a field day creating tweets that mimic Trump's style. Some of my favs: From 8-12: DONALD TRUMP, THE LOWEST POLLING PRESIDENT IN RECENT HISTORY, THIS IS...
We see it as having no inner world, no soul
Nate White, a British copywriter, posted this awesome response to the question: Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?: A few things spring to mind… Trump lacks certain qualities which the...
Slayed
Small men
Gavin Newsom said this about Trump moving Obama's portrait in the White House to where it can't be seen by the public: Small men hide from history's giants.
Don't make excuses
Then they came for me
Lots of truth being dropped by Cory Doctorow about the true motivations of MAGA's boss class. Maga’s boss class think they are immune to American carnage: It's not just that Texas DA Gocha Ramirez...
Rex Huppke laughs at them
I found Rex Huppke's column recently, and have been going through the archives. Here are some bangers: Trump thinks Putin respects him. It's hilarious – and naive: President Donald Trump is an easily...
I had lost a piece of myself
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Denver Broncos: I remember growing up with my grandfather and father yelling at the TV whenever they watched football. I always thought it was silly to get angry about a...