I am very angry about Vanessa deceiving us while stealing our hearts. Time for some Vanessa Facts.

• She got a present from a kid's mom at the end the year. Refused, saying she was just researching a role.

• After crying at her dad's funeral, yelled I told you those acting lessons would pay off, old man! at the casket.

• This Canadian accent is in preparation for the indie movie she's filming next.

• Is he going to meet Vanessa's real family, or does she have casting calls going on as we speak?

• Vanessa's production assistant is currently trying to find a caterer who serves poutine.

• Eddie Murphy is playing 3 of the people at the dinner table in Vanessa's house.

• They had to let little Emile go as Student #3 because he couldn't remember his lines.

• Her students are vying for a group Emmy as best ensemble cast.

• Vanessa had the students limit their dialogue so she didn't have to pay too many people for speaking roles.

• Ryan Gosling is working for scale as her troubled younger brother.

• In a casting twist, John Travolta will reprise his role from 'Hairspray' and play Vanessa's shut in mom.

• Vanessa's last breakup happened when she was working on the reboot of "Not My Daughter".

• Vanessa and her "aunt" met on the set of a Tim Horton's commercial.

• Nick needs to pull some strings with the Home Minister to get his immigrant visa expedited.

• The script doctor was told to punch up the introduction of the conflict for the dumb American viewers.

• Vanessa got her acting coach the role of "Dad" as a favor.

• He practiced this look of wariness in his supporting role in "The Pierre Trudeau Story".

• He practiced this interrogation in his role as a renegade fur trapper in a 1976 CBC TV movie.

• He's auditioning as Wilfrid Laurier in a play to get that long coveted Genie award.

• Vanessa watched Anne Hathaway's death scene from Les Mis to prepare for this scene.

• I wonder how many of the actors in these courtroom scenes are repped by Vanessa's agent?